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Can I Treat You To a Nutty Buddy, Ladies? A Generic Cialis Ice Cream Man

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You should see those poor women run out of the house like little girls when they hear my stupid ice cream siren blaring down their street! It plays one of those corny, happy tunes, and it draws rich, lonely women to it like flies to honey. Or, should I say, like flies to a big chunk of raw tenderloin, which is what I have between my legs-and thanks to Generic Cialis, it's as hard and long as an aircraft carrier. But also tasty, like a juicy popsicle. The ladies know that. They know I'm the best. Hell, who else are they going to turn to, the dad gum pool cleaner? The plumber? That's just the stuff you see in movies. In real life, they know where it's at-with the ice cream man. So, I stop my Generic Cialis ice cream pimp mobile at the curb, stick my head out of the window, my hands full of different popsicles, ice cream sandwiches, and, of course, my huge nutty buddy. 
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