Title: 
Rabbit gets randy

Word Count:
573

Summary:
Once there was a rabbit and unlike all the other  buddies in the  warren he  not ‘at it' all the time. This  subject made him  odd and he felt very  unhappy.  In effect he became very  grumpy and  withdrawn from the rest of the  pleased  coneys who  liked making babies like, well like rabbits  in fact.


Keywords:
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Article Body:
Once there was a rabbit and unlike all the other  buddies in the  warren he  not ‘at it' all the time. This  subject made him  odd and he felt very  unhappy.  In effect he became very  grumpy and  withdrawn from the rest of the  pleased  coneys who  liked making babies like, well like rabbits  in fact.
The  warren was full of  contented sighs and rustlings and new  little baby rabbits were born every few weeks, tiny  petit sweet animals for all the community to  care for.

The  displeased rabbit saw all of this lively action from his  dark  hole and brooded, became more worried, got depressed, turned into an unhappy creature be the rare member of the team be different and he did not know why he was, but all the other rabbits  tried not to share with him anything – for how were a load of  dense rabbits to know that he  felt miserable and undergoing erectile dysfunction? They could  only just manage to say “fancy a shag?” so small was their  requirement for long words and  intricate matters. This one  clause often  gave them what they  wanted and life would  progress as usual, with the warren full to the  rim with  joyfully procreating rabbits.
 Sad unhappy rabbit –  what was he to do?, Well as a result of being a social exile, he had  put his mind to other things and read some magazines, enjoyed some newsletters, had taught himself to read the newspaper, got the hobby of reading a way of coping with his solitude that didn’t involve  profuse sexual intercourse. He quite enjoyed it but knew what he would rather be doing!
However one day he  read an  advertisement for generic Viagra that  stated that it could assist  anybody to  cure the  problem of erectile dysfunction. He  carried on, it  appeared as though the  editorial was explaining that generic Viagra and another similar  medicine, generic Cialis, could  aid him to get the necessary staying  power to be like the  rest of the tunnel! Could this be true? He was  baffled by some of the words but realised that generic viagra or generic cialis were the answer to his  prayers... now how to get some? For although he could read a magazine, he didn’t know what the Internet was, and this seemed to be the form to procure generic cialis or generic Viagra.
Weeks past and he kept the  article  secretly under his  pillow until one day a chance meeting with a very well-educated bird  offered where he could  use a  processor and how to  purchase the  drugs. After a bit of skulduggery that resulted in the theft of a some money and the  preparation of a fake address (facts which we will not remember, as this is, after all, a story), he was the  glad owner of a  bottle of generic Viagra. (Gentle reader, we can assure you that the process is much simpler for people!)
He  hurried to the  tunnel, at the ready, and managed to  guarantee himself a eager she-rabbit – for rabbits are always willing, unlike humans!
Two weeks later disgruntled rabbit’s own  warren was  occupied with little rabbits and he was a very  satisfied fellow indeed. But he  put the piece of writing under his pillow again a so that he could  get more generic Viagra whenever he needed it, as it is important for a rabbit to be  helped for  sexy moments  as needed!