Title: 
Ten Reasons Why Offline Newspaper Subscriptions Sales Are Suffering

Word Count:
402

Summary:
In a not too distant neighborhood, someone is ranting and raving about their newspaper subscription. Someone else is hollering out the window for them to shut up while you are sitting at your computer enjoying a cup of coffee or some other “pick me up.” If you had bothered to listen closely, you may have heard the following:

1. The delivery boy throws the newspaper everywhere but where it needs to go.

2. The ink stains not only my hands, but my table and who wants to si...


Keywords:
newspapers, subscriptions, newspaper subscriptions, online subscriptions


Article Body:
In a not too distant neighborhood, someone is ranting and raving about their newspaper subscription. Someone else is hollering out the window for them to shut up while you are sitting at your computer enjoying a cup of coffee or some other “pick me up.” If you had bothered to listen closely, you may have heard the following:

1. The delivery boy throws the newspaper everywhere but where it needs to go.

2. The ink stains not only my hands, but my table and who wants to sit at a table that looks like a police fingerprinting station.

3. When I miss something in the news, I have to order it then wait for it to come through the mail.

4. Newspaper clippings are a pain in the a*# to clip! I never seem to cut my squares in a straight line or I have to cut around something I don’t want or worse yet, I cut something that I wanted to save which appears on the other side.

5. My dog needs therapy as a result of his newspaper memories. Sorry Ralphie, you should have stayed on the paper!

6. My family doesn’t bother picking it up, putting it back together and throwing it out!

7. I can never seem to find what I am looking for.

8. Sometimes neighbors help themselves to it or bother me for it.

9. Do I really want everyone to know I’m not at home?

10. Must I have to listen to it crinkled, particularly after a freakin’ hangover!

So what’s the solution to those of you who agree with these statements? Do what many readers have already done and you may be one of them already, get an online subscription. They are great when you need to search for that much needed article for work or school, easy to navigate rather than looking at a wide paper and most of all no one doesn’t need to know you are a subscriber – unless you tell them of course.

Keep the journalists all over the United States employed, by paying for some news, not everything free is worthwhile, current or even worth the website it is printed on. See below where you can get a newspaper that informs and entertains in a quick, concise format providing cutting-edge news, trends and analysis in four complete color sections – News, Money, Sports, and Life. Save money when you click the link with this article.